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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro


matt-smiths-legs:

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

THEYRE FINALLY IN GIFS


questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters


alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7


officiallyhomo:

when you realize you didn’t do what you were supposed to do….

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a lot of people from japan find their way onto my blog because of the SMT music megapost

which reminds me i need to add the new lotus juice single to it

to do list


in world history we have to research and talk about current events for the first 20 minutes or so of class

so i found out that exotic matter that doesnt line up with quark theory was found, and the article actually gave the statistics on the hypothesis test for it (which was the last thing we did in stats)

so i told the stats people

the significance was set at 5 standard deviations from the mean

and the test statistic for the data was nearly 14 standard deviations from the mean

and i just hear all the stats people go “oh my god” “holy shit what the fuck”


pros to dating me:

oxgracexo:

  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza togethercuddl

my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU

tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important